Well kids, it's been a while. Here's an update on my life. I'm in the process of doing a self-rennovation. I woke up one day and realized that I was completely miserable, so I'm making some changes. I withdrew from classes, just because I have zero motivation to go to class or do anything school-related. I'm working days at the Bob which means more money for me. I've got an interview at Green Acres in the morning. If I get that job, I'm going to work both until I decide which one I like better and which one equals more money. I need to get my bills caught up, save up some money for my vacation this summer. And I'm going to buy a trailer and some land instead of throwing money away every month in rent. After I get all this figured out and get an idea of what my schedule is going to look like, I'm going to start working out again and tanning. I've been walking and stuff, but I need to start working out hardcore like I used to. I'm doing things that make me happy instead of doing what's going to make everyone around me happy. For once in my life, my happiness is coming first. And I've pretty much rid my life of people that do nothing but drain me. So far, so good. And I'm single, have been for some time now. But I've come to the realization that I can't be happy in a relationship if I'm not happy with myself, and I most definitely can't make anyone else happy. So I'm being single and loving life. But anyway, I guess that's it. That's my life in a nutshell. I'm out. Catch you kids on the flipside.

So, just in case any of you kids were wondering, life is amazing.

So, I can remember a time where I posted on this daily and if I didn't, it felt like my day wasn't complete. And it's been over two months, what's that? Well, I'm real bored and real random tonight, so I'm posting. So, I was thinking a little bit ago that I'd had an epiphany, then I had to look up the word epiphany to make sure it meant what I thought it did. It did, so I'm not completely ignorant. But anyway, over the past couple weeks, I've finally come to the realization that I really do not deserve the crap he's put me through. Everyone's been telling me that for as long as I can remember, but I never really believed it until recently. And now I have no idea why I put up with as much as I did, and why I kept wanting it after he left time after time. But it finally sunk in and I've been happier in the last couple weeks than I have been in God only knows how long. I haven't really thought about him much. And he was online earlier and I didn't even have the urge to talk to him. That was definitely a first. And I'm loving it. So anyway, I was doing this thing earlier and it asks you a real dumb question and you type in your name and it gives you a random answer. Well, one question asked something about how you'd be remembered in history, and I typed in my name, and it said that I wrote the world's greatest love story and then I asked out a chair and made sweet sweet love to it. I'm not real sure how I feel about that, but I laughed so hard I about peed my pants. There were a few other ones that were pretty good. One was my epitaph and it showed a picture of my tombstone which said my name and then the next line said "Don't mess with the mafia." I thought that was pretty good. It made me laugh, but I'm slap happy, so that might have something to do with it. I just typed slappy instead of slap happy and I laughed about that. And not only that, but everyone in the house is asleep cuz it's 5:30 AM so everything's even funnier cuz I'm trying to be quiet and not wake them up. I'm pretty sure I'm just not going to bed tonight. I'm having way too much fun talking to Sara and Brandon. So, I don't want to go back to work, but I'm kinda ready to go home. I'm just not having much fun down here. I don't know, I'm a moron. I miss my sister, and Mom, and Abraham, and Sara. I'm real glad I decided not to move to Columbus just yet. Ugh. My dad's getting up for work. He's going to be real confused when he sees that I'm still up and what not. Oh well, it happens. I'm not even that tired, although I just lounged around the house for the majority of the day. Then Lacy and I went to Wal-Mart at 2:00 this morning because I wanted some pizza rolls. Yea, that's how I roll. I'm pretty sure I can't wait for Christmas, and New Year's. Yay for the end of 2006.

What will you be remembered for in history? Deanna wrote the world's greatest love story, then she asked out a chair and made sweet, sweet love to it. O yes.

And, before I go. I have a story for you guys that made me laugh hardcore today. There's this park down here where everyone goes to hang out and feed the ducks and the the squirrels and what not. Well, about a month ago, this guy was there and got attacked by an alligator. Well, everyone was real confused by this because that's unheard of at that park. Well, the guy finally told the cops that he smoked crack and decided it would be a real good idea to go skinny-dipping in the lake at 4:00 am.
Moral of the story: The next time you smoke crack, don't go skinny-dipping in an alligator infested lake at 4:00 in the morning

This blows.

Enough said.